I’m a happy/loving drinker. Not the aggressive kind. I make lots of friends this way. Well, not a lot of “friends” as much as I’m not sarcastic and people probably appreciate that about me (BTW: if I weren’t using the backspace key every three keystrokes this blog would have nearly 95 percent error rate).
For some reason I don’t know why beer affects me like this while harder alcohol doesn’t have the same affect. I can drink 4+ Jack & Diet Cokes in an hour with less buzz. I’m not sure why I’m writing this blog. This is really odd. I’m watching some TV show (not sure what, I’m only listening and not watching actually), but I’m sure that it doesn’t matter because I won’t remember it tomorrow.
Anyone ever drink to forget?
Drink to feel better?
Drink on a work night hoping that nobody at work asks for any work?
Pretty sure that I would hang this billboard the same way right now.